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Lampard off on last day

As the January transfer window was heading towards a boring exit, England midfielder Frank Lampard has waved goodbye to the Stamford Bridge crowd and has made his way to Atletico Madrid on a 5 year deal. No price was released but according to a local bookie in England, Frank Lampard's transfer could be in the estimations of 5 to 6 million pounds due to his low release clause. Lampard who joined Chelsea from West Ham in 2001 said that he wanted to try something new and follow the footsteps of former England captain David Beckham by moving to Spain.Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti who was interviewed a few hours ago said that Frank Lampard was always selfish in the field and would choose to train by himself other than train with the teammates.Ancelotti also claimed that the main reason Lampard left for Atletico Madrid was because he wanted to get rid of the 50% income tax set by the British government. Pictures of Lampard was shot in the Spanish Capital as he made his way to the Atletico Madrid training ground.

Bullard Quits Football For A New Adventure

Professional football player Jimmy Bullard has quit football after admitting in a press conference yesterday that he believed football was not the right path for him.Jimmy who started his carear as a professional player in Gracesend & Northfleet before moving to the club he supported as a kid, West Ham United.Although Bullard didnt even make the bench in West Ham he did admit that the Hammers were the ideal club to train with as the coaching staff would take good care of the players.His football then took a downturn where he joined Peterborough United.

Wigan then took Bullard to the JJB Stadium as a trial where former Wigan manager Paul Jewel claimed that he felt David Beckham aura all over the stadium as Bullard arrived.Bullard quided Wigan to promotion to English Premier League and left them for Fulham the very next year.At Fulham Bullard was trouble with injuries and in an interview after leaving the club, he resoponded to manager Roy Hogson's claims that Jimmy Bullard was an unprofessional player by showing the middle finger at the Fulham manager.Soon Bullard was again sold to another club,this time Hull City taking their chances.

There have been suggestion's that Bullard left football to be a comedian as there was a picture of Jimmy Bullard the day after he quit football and the locations of the place is Kings Oil Comedy Club, a local club 2 miles from Hull City's training ground.

Nedved Return To Football

Former Czech Republic midfielder Pavel Nedved has came back from retirement to join relegation trouble team Portsmouth on a 3 year deal. It was first laughed out by the press when Avram Grant indicated that he might be looking into asking the 37 year old to come back from retirement. Nedved joins Portsmouth who are on a verge of collapsing after reports realesed by Sky Sports showed that Portsmouth are losing their rights to the F.A Administrator and the Board have no say in the financial dealing for Pompey.Executive Director Mark Jacob told reporters today that Nedved would be receiving £50,000 a week.Nedved has claimed that he had supported Portsmouth as a child and did not want to play for them when he was young is because he had not gotten used to fish and chips.